[JediScum]

Work on more upper body strength.

Hitchhike to Chicago so you can see Big Black before they break up.

Learn Greek, Arabic and Sanskrit alphabets.

Never watch "Nacho Libre".

Oh, yeah, pack some pillows and blankets in that shitty car you have. Drive more girls around instead of those dipshit guys who never give you gas money.

Take gymnastics.

Keep skating.