[MrAdventure]

or maybe let's do one better

i propose a plan to turn him into a cave baby

gadzooks will adopt him and raise him like he should have been raised

come back in fifteen years and he'll be posting as "dad's biggest fan" instead of zelda's, but what's more he'll treat this place like a gentleman and not gameffaqs with no rule against swearing

or he could take a minute to step back, look inside himself and realize that he gets treated the way he does for a few reasons

or hey why not follow guitar man's words of wisdom and make sure we keep our daily dose of teen angst around because oh wait that's all over the goddamn internet and we dont really need another source of it