[CaptainBubba]

Find a bed. Put in a movie and make sure you can both watch the movie while being on the bed. Kiss her on the lips, mouth closed. It will progress from there.

For the sake of good measure: GIZ ON HER FACE THEN RUB IT ON HER BODY THEN KILL HER AND BURY HER THEN DIG HER BACK UP AND STICK YOUR DICK IN HER CHEST CAVITY! AHAHAHA!.

ok.