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Originally Posted by Evil Robot
Jesus I'm in bad shape!
Cut out wound with scalpel <return>
cure aids with paper half <return>
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> (getting up first)
You make like Uncle Joey and Cut. It. Out. You are now sans buttock. Opps, you dropped the scalpel again! Lousy slippery blood.
> You peer intently at the paper, looking for a recipe for an AIDS cure. Hmm, seems to be swirling around a lot, but you don't see any writing on it.
You are feeling light headed from blood loss.