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Ancient Mariner
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Mar 31st, 2010, 01:23 PM
I'M ANGRY
Someone in this house just THREW AWAY a certain folder
Placed on a desk in a specific way
That contained ALL OF MY APPOINTMENT AND TRAINING INFORMATION ASSIGNED BY THE US CENSUS
"Hey man, where's the folder I put on the desk a week ago?"
"Folder?"
"THE BIG BLUE ONE."
"Oh, I threw that away with all those papers. Why?"
"THAT FOLDER MEANT AN ADDITIONAL SEVENTEEN BUCKS AN HOUR AND FIFTY CENTS A MILE! YOU JUST THREW AWAY MY SECOND JOB! A JUICY, EASY, HEAVY POCKET MONEY-RESTORING PART TIME JOB, YOU STUPID FUCK"
"Ooooooooh shit man, my bad"
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