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Old Dec 18th, 2003, 06:47 PM       
Originally Posted by Schimid
I've always hated Old Navy.

I don't know if you guys get it, but here in MD we get commercials for Empire Carpets, with this really old soft-spoken guy. His commercial was actually in Wayne's World, so I don't know where else it shows.

The holiday one includes a Santa eating cookies and dry humping the homeowner's new, fresh carpet.
Oh lord. I'm very familiar with the creepy Empire Carpet man.

They're singing some fucked-up, carpet-related mutation of "Jingle Bells" in the new commercial. It's a bunch of fat, middle aged carpet installers in ill-fitting elf garb dancing around like morons, with the old guy appearing out of the corner of the screen to sing part of the lyrics in his soft little voice every so often.
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