You slap your fucking friend right in his mouth. Then you kick him in the kids. He doesn't deserve to watch movies. Or even have eyes.
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Movie: "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 "
Year: 2003
Rated: R
Genre: Horror
Director: Marcus Nispel
Writer: Scott Kosar
Reviewer: Brian
Plot: On a trip through Texas to Mexico, a group of teens pick up the survivor of a massacre that took place the night before. They detour from their trip to take the girl to the nearest town, where they meet the local sheriff who is hell bent on capturing the girl's attackers. He decides to use the kids as bait to lure the chainsaw wielding maniac Leatherface out from rural Texas so he can put an end to his grisly reign. Unfortunately things don't go as planned, and when the kids' van breaks down at an old slaughterhouse, they are hunted down one by one...
Review: Awesome movie! this movie was surprisingly good. It was a great remake/Sequal it should have just been the 5th in the series. It fallowed some of the original but not much. Although it turn out to be its own great movie. The acting was very good. Jessica Biel and Erica Leerhsen were the only ones i had known of....the 3 guys were actors that werent very big. But they were all awesome. The movie i have to say was "Screwed" up as in sickly wrong. The movie was good thought. Go see it! its a great movie!
The Cast
Jessica Biel .... Erin
Jonathan Tucker .... Morgan
Erica Leerhsen .... Pepper
Mike Vogel .... Andy
Eric Balfour .... Kemper
Andrew Bryniarski .... Thomas Hewitt (Leatherface)
R. Lee Ermey .... Sheriff Hoyt
Overall Rating: 10
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