[Nate Flax]

Long Version:

I have no love for internet tomfoolery, which is why I must enter this competition of rascalions to prove once again the internet is not a toy, but a tool. A tool for tools. A tool that I, Nate Flax will use to my advantage in my robust affirmation of manliness which is my entry into these mock wars.

Short Version:

Count me in.