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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
1. Get wisdom teeth removed.
2. Take 4 percocets at once.
3. ???????????
4. Feels fucking amazing man
I should have surgery more often.
Or buy dried poppy pods. <3 Opioids
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What? No demerol? Your doing it wrong.
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost
Depends on the temperature I guess. In related news I might be a father so I'm going to get shitfaced.  |
Is it the chick in prison? Tell her you will drop the charges if she makes a stop at planned parenthood.
But no really... If your going to be a father congrats dude. Its no where near as bad as you think its going to be. Its actually pretty great, especially if you have a boy. I cant tell you how many afternoons I have spent sitting around with the boy watching a movie or playing a game when the wife wanted me to do some work around the house. "But I told the boy I would spend time with him. We are bonding. Important father son things."
