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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 02:34 AM       
My boyfriend was fingering me, and it was starting to get good. Then all my muscles down there relaxed and I farted right in his face. He retreated quickly, and wouldn't anyone? After he got over the shock, (and it was more of a toot than a smell) he got back to making me squirm and moan. Then I farted again. Repeat of before and when I started getting close to orgasm for the 3rd time, my body unclenched and I laid a fourth fart right in his face. By then, the mood was completely unsalvageable. Not even my horny near-virgin boyfriend could withstand such a barrage of farts.

(He has not remained near virgin because of me. He was raised with all that Catholic guilt, so we only get up to foreplay pretty much.)
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