[Jeff The Ninja]

That sucks dude. a friend of mine had his dog get put down. But it was by the police because when his dog ran out of his yard. He wandered around and some crazy bitch called the cops to have the dog put down because she said "It was big and black like the devil". And some kids were playing with it when the cops came by too. It was like the biggest friendliest dog ever and they fucking shot it in front of a bunch of kids.

How come only the good, non-psychotic dogs die.