No one understands what i say because I speak my own language.
Its apparently a curious mix of ebonics, hillbilly/redneck, TV/Movie/Advertisements, Bible, schoolgirl giggling, and just plain fresh-off-the-boat bad english.
and it doesnt help that im always sarcastic, exaggerated and yelling for no apparent reason.
I didnt realise this until a little while ago when i spoke to someone for over an hour and they didnt understand a single thing i said.
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