[Generator86]

1. You're only gonna be 22? Damn, you're an young'in.

2. Hangovers from Jagermeister? That's like nectar from the gods, as far as I'm concerned. I've never once had a hangover from that beautiful, BEAUTIFUL opaque liquor.

3. Good for you! Exes(for the most part) always deserve what's coming to them(unless you were a prick, then you get back what you dished out, but somehow I don't think that's the case in your situation).

4. Well, I know it's been said many times before to you, no doubt, but it's pretty much downhill after you hit 21.

Anyways, happy(the word that's opposite of belated[I can't think of it at the moment]) birthday!