[Rev. Danno]

Envy does not suit you well my little monkey...
Wreck and I ha a hell of a time, I found out he is a bit like who I am off life, and I entertained him with stories of my travels before I-mockery, and all of the things that happened between my times of posting and not... We had a hell of a time... Oh yeah... East coast mockers suck, and Canadians are stupid heads... And um need more drink... I didn't even get to first base, but I did get to see Wreck's Ninja Shoes, and learned all sorts of cool stuff about other people on the site... Oh, aperantly me and Jixby would get along in real life... and we agree that Old schoolers rule, and the new kids suck... and achimp will be a Virgin FOR-EV-ER... Also protoclown knows how to take one (in the Mouth, if you know what i mean) for the team...
Plus I got to show him two of the bars I frequent on a daily basis...
I must go outside and smoke at least 4 cigarettes...
Oh, and Choi... Thank you for recodnizing me as an elder statesmen of I-mockery, and as the drunk I deservire to thought as...