[AngPur]

-Moderately condescending and strained vocabulary: Check
-An aloof personality as a defense: Check
-Asterisk based ennui actions: Check
-The ABILITY to CAPITALIZE random WORDS: Check
-A computer with internet access: Check
-A random forum with which to air our opinions without physical reprisals or the taxing challenge of real-time wit: Check

Huston, we’re clear to talk about ‘em ******s.