Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy
Oh wow that's very kin- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Let me start by being brief. You are a dumb fucking push over whore. That is why I have posted said things in this thread. You have personally used this place as your personal shoulder to cry on while at the same time claiming how you have asserted yourself in your life. You bitch and whine about someone throwing you around while doing nothing but throwing out 4 chan shit out of your ass, and at the same time when you're shot down you act as if you're being harassed for absolutely no reason other than "people like being dicks here ^.^" Oh wait, no, wait, I take that back. You expect me to not make light of your heavily reliant flimsy sense of shock humor. You seriously thought that confronting a woman about her cheating on you when you go distant was a good idea. Not because everything sounded alright, but because you were told to. Not only did you completely ignore Zhukov when he literally gave you some solid advice of not jumping to the conclusion but you only continued on to a relationship story of a typical wacko Christian amidst women who are literally miles above what stature you even have. The only thing you do to show you even have a bit of humanity is a vainful, prideful bellow of how love should mean something and it is a huge immensely beautiful prize. Which would show something to you if you weren't such a close minded, vacant whore. And speaking of the word whore, I will gladly give you props for being so assured of yourself when questioning my reason for attacking you went unanswered and unthwarted that you repeated the same exact thing in the loveline thread. I mean, sure, you layed down in front of ItalianStereotype pleading with an olive branch that you're not a bad guy and spread your little cheeks to hope that he'll skin the branch, position the olive and do all the work for you. You know, like how 10k Ghost gave you a very good approach to the entire situation.
What's amusing isn't just the fact that you eventually returned and stated how you got into contact with a throng of the hot ex's and how you're friends with all of them still whether they left you or not, and especially mega-fox. Let's not forget about mega-fox. And mention off to the side that you feel bad about posting their titties on a message forum. And that you have pictures that could ruin her but won't show because you are so friendly, courteous and nice. You know, like when Executionee asked that the pictures be linked from their website to prevent anyone who is allowed to surf websites other than work during say, break or lunchtime, would have to risk opening a page with breast pics since it was never listed as “Check this out.” And how a girl who was a nudist probably had a thing for you. Because she would answer her door. Naked.
Now let's return to the dumb part. How you broil yourself in your smoke stained rented basement about how she could ever return to you, the love of you life, the one who would be your one and only, the one who would make all of the sex worthwhile that you don't want to brag about because you're such a great and nice guy, which is the very same reason she would, and others, have returned to you for. A little past a week that you investigated oh so slyly about another boyfriend. And how she got into a car accident and only made passing nudges without so much as a wink in your face as to how traumatized and scared she is for her life and that she remembers you. Seriously, you must be a really great guy to make that impression upon her. So great to ignore the obvious poking and prodding as to how you're so angry and won't give in. So brilliant to ignore the quip of the peanut gallery how the only thing interesting in the thread were the posted pics. Because you're a great and interesting guy. So great and interesting that the one night stand who resisted leaving and coyly made conversation with you of how she had a 5-some and fucked a whole bunch of coworkers while in a pot-induced sluttery and how it made you miss Katie. And then you went on to how much you missed katie and how SOMETHING could have been your fault. I mean, certainly that strange bitch wouldn't leave for a reason and I'm pretty sure it's because you area really great and nice guy. Let me give you some advice. When a sentence lasts longer than five seconds then you need to give her a twenty, tell her you'll call a cab and open the door for her. She'll be waiting for you to come around again. I'll give you credit though, the nine point chick immediately afterwards means that you're learning.
But I have a question for you though. Out of all the time you have stated how Katie was the love of your life, you not once mentioned how she helped you through that horrible time. You chatted about weed and shady dealers and how she attempted to pull you back into the friendship line with her having a bad day. Then you got into a fight when she declined to come over. I mean, what a beautiful person to disregard that thought that she got called on out for cheating by someone, who left her facebook pictures up for longer than you'd expect her to and disappear at the drop of a hat, but still felt a reason to talk to you. I bet you feel so relieved that she said “Tough shit” after requesting her to say “I don't love you.” It makes it so much easier. Oh, wait, you weren't angry after that. The entire aftermath is summed up with the words “Fucking chickenshit.”
Some people say you can learn a lot about someone's sense of humor. I suppose if yours is a highly misinterpreted mish mash of GWAR, 4chan and Vernon Chatman, but mainly 4chan. Which has formed some weird crass blue collar vibe that has strangely formed into such a thing as “u mad” “ur rite” “trollface” without the least bit of perversion. I mean, take a look at this.
I can't really seem to make out the jokes here but it seems that “:damnimapussy” means you regret opening up and “BLOWJOB CENTRAL USA” is an exaggeration for picking up tramp stamps. I keep thinking there's something more but I just can't tell.
It seems you've channeled a disgusting visual that has the awkward clumsiness of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim thrown in. A lazy blowjob you say if it doesn't include those? Or lazy with?
It seems here you have chosen to go with an awkward oblivious thought that will certainly turn into a train wreck if said in the wrong company. And I suppose this is a two part running gag or such but it seems you're continuing the :damnimapussy gag. I can't tell mainly because you only usually hint it when you're stoned.
I think this is a :damnimapussy here.
Ha! Oh, this one I get. Last week and a half! Ha!
I don't get it.
Social internet. Oh! I get it now. The internet. Did you know Tim and Eric made a gag called the innernette? That was just silly! I'm sure there was more to it than spelling but HA anyways.
Oh hey, I remember South Park. And man, kids sure are easily traumatized over shit ain't they?
Wha? What about black friday? More like ****** Friday, am I right?
I don't get it.
I still don't get it. Yeah, I mean you got it set up for an ex gf and you did coke and the love state of mind is gone. And everything went bitter then excremented. Wait, Ha, Bitter than excremented? I actually like that. I mean, not a lot of people can do that kind of word play and well. Well I don't know why but I just don't find it funny anymore.
Where are you going with this? I get the whole work all day exhausted as hell and mid day coke whore thing. Then you're all “I feel like shit”. I don't get it.
You like weed?
You're all over the place man. I'm starting wonder if you even have a train of thought.
Wow, this is starting to feel really depressing.
Haha. Boo hoo hoo!
Oh and me and elx didn't hang out. ;D
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