Mr. OAO,
You of brooding countenance and freakishly large thighs. I will be speaking in regards to the quote I am currently using as my signature. I think it to be both cavalier and, to an extent, condescending. Further, I find it to be a blatant and thinly-veiled plea for the gays of this forum to covet you as you believe all the ladies that oggle you do. I see through your ill-conceived ruse and will have none of it. I rebuke you! What say you to these charges, sir?!
P.S. Rot in hell.
