[Dixie]

I'm going to have to get a voice recorder for the lines I hear at metalfests.
My favorite thus far has been from a Swedish guy:
Him: "You like Piledriver?"
Me: "Yes, great Canadian metal!"
Him: "You know of this sexual position called piledriver"
Me: pretending not to hear him.
Him: "Have you tried this Piledriver position before?"
Me: "My husband could probably answer that better than I could"