[mburbank]

FROM CATHOLIC SAMURAI


1.) "I was thinking to myself today, I thought "Hey, isn't the words 'Cracker' and 'Honkey" just funny!"."

2.) "Now, if he is comfortable, he may spring back with some kind of welfare or fried chicken joke, in which everyone will laugh again!"

3.) "See, and that is how intelligent people cycle through differences with other intelligent people: with humor."

4.) "In my opinion, I don't think the majority of these protestors have a clue on what they are talking about."

5.) "her answers sounded like something that may be good in California, but it don't fly here in St. Louis."

6.) "If Bush sticks to what he said he was going to do, he is going to be a Iraqi hero, not unlike Gandhi or MLK Jr. was."

7.) "People who do on the side of justice and right always win in the end."

8.) "Basically what happens at these places is the cute pseudo-geisha girl lathers you up with soap and then you get your freak on."

9.) "Yeah, you fucking dicklicker, you didn't feel that way when you signed with Sony records and the idiots who buy your CDs, you dumb bitch."

10.) "These eyes have seen, and what I saw was great."

11.) "Maybe he will admit that a "16 year old brat" handed him his ass about his idiotic, uninformed, false-fact supported views."

12.) "It's Monday, folks, so that means that the morons and people that generally should not be able to hold their position of importance in life are coming out of hibernation."

13.) "Then I can threaten bodily harm against my opponents and tell the tells of my fornication with their female relatives from throughout the word!

14.) "I happen to be doing my exercise routine tonight as I always try to do once a day and I saw something that made me want to choke the life out of one of my fellow exercisers."

15.) "If you are not a hot woman, you get no talking to. If you are, you may get me to grunt something. Simple as that.

16.) "But here is just a small tip for your assclowns that want to talk on your cell phone while getting in front of we who want to not die in a flaming car wreck:"

17.) "Many military personnel I am betting would like nothing more than to drag this guy through a sock party."

18.) "I will update this constantly whenever I feel like it. With whatever I feel like, whyever I feel like. And you don't like it? Tough titties."