I also want to get a copy of paranoia. I've never played it but it sounds fantastic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoi...e-playing_game)
Intended as a spoof on other RPGs, the Paranoia rulebook is unique in a number of ways. For example, in earlier versions of Paranoia, the entire chapter on rules is labeled 'optional', and player knowledge of the rules is treasonous (treason, of course, being punishable by summary execution).