[dj bastard]

At trick or treaters, from a upper window.
My wife has put a ban on this for this year, should i kill her. ?

I see this as a sport, one that has taken me over ten years to perfect, i can now hit children right in the face when i shout out of an upper window to draw their gaze, and now she's told me if i do it this year i'm out.

Shit lobbing or wifey is my dilemma. !


Don't get me wrong, i love my wife, but nothings more satisfying than a well placed steaming turd in a four year olds face imo, it beats any trick i've ever seen offered by the candy robbers.

Opinions.