My friends all bought really cool new cars like a couple of years ago. If you're young in the UK anybody will give you credit. So my friends all took it and pay their monthlys. I didn't because I really hate having to owe anyone money. So I've been saving all this time and have been driving a Citroen Visa for the past 3 years:
You Better Recognise Bitches!
I've been the joke to my friends with their new cars but whatever, this thing is a badass machine! It reaches speeds of up to 60 mph!! Most people can't even comprehend that kind of speed short of expecting to see a flux capacitor.
Mocking aside, I really like this car. It's like a bad kung-fu movie. You love it because it's so terrible.
edit: Oh, and it cost me £40 at the time. It's value now? I pay the council £120 to take it away. Seriously.