[Dimnos]

Speaking of old ladies with opinions... When my wife was pregnant her grandmother said not to eat chocolate. Why? Who the fuck knows. She couldnt even tell us why. Just that its bad for the baby. We really didnt think much of it and my wife did have some chocolate while pregnant. Not a lot but some. Anyway a few months after the baby was born the same woman suggested we dip the babies pacifier in brandy to help with teething. What? Really? Brandy is ok but god forbid she eat some chocolate?!