[Chojin]

my dad bought the muscle rag because he's trying to get strong enough to ride his new motorcycle. i keep trying to teach him about diet and lifts, but he's all SON DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS PILL BTW I BOUGHT THIS MUSCLE MAG WANT TO GO TO THE GYM I JUST SIGNED UP FOR and then we go to the gym and he does preacher curls and ab exercises for 20 minutes and then waits patiently for me to finish an abbreviation version of my routine over by the freeweights

ily dad but you're wasting your goddamn time if you don't start listening me to and stop listening to ronnie coleman

btw i tried reading that mag in the bathroom and the broscience was so powerful it threw me off the pot