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WHAT'S THIS?!
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In a dystopian present
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Jun 29th, 2011, 04:43 PM
A man and his wife are golfing and he tees off on the 9th hole. His shot flies down the fairway and into an abandoned shack.
Man: Shit, now what am I going to do?
Wife: Just play through, it's obvious nobody lives there
Man: OK
So the man pulls out his pitching wedge and aims his shot out the window. He shanks it and the ball bounces off the wall, hitting the man's wife in the head killing her instantly. The man remarries and a couple years later takes his new wife golfing with him at the same course. He gets to the 9th hole and tees off hitting the ball into the exact same abandoned shack.
Man: Shit, now what am I going to do?
Wife: Just play through, it's obvious nobody lives there
Man: No way! Last time I did that I got a triple bogey.
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Last edited by Pentegarn : Jun 29th, 2011 at 10:07 PM.
Reason: Speeling erorrs
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