You ever get your nipples fixed, max?
Oh... and Kev: You're means YOU ARE as in YOU being the person I was talking to, which, when taken in context, might just be the previous poster, which was DAVIN.
As far as I know, there is not currently a working contraction for "y'all are." Let's just go ahead and start using one, since it's absence is obviously the source of neverending consternation for our fearless leader.
I hereby proclaim that henceforth, Y'ALL'RE is a valid part of American grammar! Sing it from hilltops, people!