[Guitar Woman]

Actually, Tadao, writing a good news article is all about saying as much as possible in as few words as possible.

I've really noticed that it's a lot like that part in 1984 where the guy working on the Newspeak dictionary comments on the destruction of language being a beautiful thing. My professor will usually give us an assignment, tell the class to write the story in as few words as possible, then give it back and say to do it in a fraction of the amount he originally wanted. And I love it.

Make fun of me all you want, I'm not going to let some fuckface on the internet get me down about finding my purpose.