[Sam]

It will hold you through the cold winter nights, and stroke the hair over your ear and whisper to you, "don't worry baby I'm here for you. I'll never leave you I promise" and then you will feel so warm and secure in the embrace of the PS3 and you will say "oh I love you PS3, let's play L4D2 until the sun comes up" and then the PS3 will flinch and a tear will roll down it's eye and you will say "oh PS3 what is wrong?" and he will say nothing but stare into the fireplace, shaking