[Zhukov]

I don't even know what Roller Derby is, but a girl at my work invited me to be a judge at a Roller Derby.

I hope it's more of a guest judge type thing where I just give a few light hearted comments at the end, rather than keep track of scoring and who is breaking rules. I don't even know if they have rules. I don't even know if this is a sport or an art form or what.