Ban people who "leave"

[Mike]

When someone makes a melodramatic statement that they are going to leave, take them up on it. Ban them. This whole "I'm gone for good! Goodbye forever.......oh, well maybe not" thing is just gay. If someone really wants to leave, they should just fucking go. Be gone. Be banned! Yes, I know someone will probably think "oh how ironic and funny it would be to ban Mike for making this thread". Well good going champ. I already thought of it, and I know you don't have the balls. Besides, it would be really funny if you banned me for stating my opinion, or for questioning the existence of your testicles. That would be hilarious. Hilariously stupid. Oh hahahahahaha