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Old May 21st, 2004, 06:28 PM        AWW JIXBY WHY THE LONG FACE?


hi my name is jixby phillips...i post here at i-mockery. some people call me "stinky breath," instead of jixby phillips because my breath smells like the cheesey, decaying crotch of a bed ridden nursing home patient. feel free to make a lot of prints of my picture and bring it to the shooting range.

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Old May 21st, 2004, 06:50 PM       
Yeah Jixby why the long face?

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Old May 21st, 2004, 08:24 PM       
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 03:16 AM       
I saw we photoshop Jixby's face is as much as possible....
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 05:16 AM       


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Old May 22nd, 2004, 09:19 AM       
You shrank his lips in the other picture too.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 11:04 AM       
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turning a sexy beast into a retarded fag - priceless ?
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 02:04 PM       
Damnthatdavid, may I ask what the fuck was the point of making that picture? To prove you have nothing better to do?
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 02:06 PM       
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 02:14 PM       
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Damnthatdavid, may I ask what the fuck was the point of making that picture? To prove you have nothing better to do?
Clearly, it was to show was Jixby would look like if he were trying to look like a thin John Candy in Canadian Bacon. Or something.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 04:00 PM       
i still love you jixby
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 07:42 PM       
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I saw we photoshop Jixby's face is as much as possible....
I say we revise this sentence until it makes sense.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 11:37 PM       
I saws we photoshop juxby's face as much as possible...
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Old May 23rd, 2004, 12:28 AM       
I got kellychaos' joke, but that doesn't mean it was funny.
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Old May 23rd, 2004, 09:32 PM       
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Damnthatdavid, may I ask what the fuck was the point of making that picture? To prove you have nothing better to do?
You hit the nail right on the head.
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Old May 24th, 2004, 04:51 PM       
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Clearly, it was to show was Jixby would look like if he were trying to look like a thin John Candy in Canadian Bacon. Or something.
An "If They Made It" bit worthy of Conan.
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Old May 24th, 2004, 05:36 PM       
conan is a comedic genius. i will definitely not argue about that.
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