THE CUNT FILES: Keep track of cunts.
ZekeySpaceyLizard tries very hard to be WACKY. I kinda hope he's a character, but I know there's plenty of people who are honestly like this. Originally the way we do things here at THE CUNT FILES is we submit individual posts as evidence. That would be pretty much a waste of time here, so I submit this entire thread:
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15628
It was originally posted in PICTURE CAPTIONS AND PHOTOSHOPS, where many people have made the mistake of posting an intentionally funny picture that requires no caption to be "funny," or they'll post photoshops that they've made for the express purpose of showing off something they made. That would be what "Art Shit" is for.
And even though I said quoting him would be a waste of time, I've decided to quote his posts anyway, splitting them up into four different catagories
#1: I'M SO CRAZY! DONT YOU THINK SO??
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No.
I dont know why I made it.
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me neither you must me CRAZY or something
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You have insulted mah honor, sah!
*glove slapping*
*fish slapping*
Tommoro', we shall have a duel. At dawn.
We shall each take 10 steps, tun and fiah.
May the best elephantitis-engorged lung win.
Bring snacks for we may need them.
Dueling works upon a man's hungah, somethin' feirce.
(I am not high)
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haha you sound like you're HIGH or something oh wait i just read that last part haha ps nice monty python reference
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Well, be careful.
You see I have this nasty boil on the left cheek and the last fellow who kicked it.....well......he lost his arm.
It was a horrible scene to behold.
Blood and pus and weed was everywhere.
His screams.
His terrible terrible screams.
Sometimes at night I can still hear them.
Screaming.
Always screaming.
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NUTS
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You hate me, you say? Quote message
You fool no one.
I can tell by the way you type that your love for me is like the rays of a thousand suns.
But I have sad news, little missy.
I'm already engaged.
To a tree in Springfield, Iowa.
Now now.
Dont you cry for me.
There's other fish in the sea.
One fish. Two fish. Red fish. Fuck, even blue fish!
Chin up, lil missy.
Chin up. frown.gif
*always look on the bright side of life*
*whistles off-tune*
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lol monty python again
#2: TEE HEE I'M SO NAUGHTY
WHOOPS!
lol you must be into S&M or something lol
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Let's not bring God into this, people.
The man is pissed.
We done fucked up da earth.
He will fry our asses, muddafucka!
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lol: "muddafucka!"
# 3: HAHA I'M TALKING LIKE THE INTERNET IRONICALLY
haha numbers for letters
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So does your MOTHER!!11
liololololoroflmao.
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haha: "!!11" thats so funny
#4: NOW WAIT A SECOND LET ME EXPLAIN MYSELF FELLAS
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Beleive me, I hate leetspeak as much as the next person.
Simply using it to try and get a smile out of the dude with the chimp avatar up there.
He seems to be in a bad mood.
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what a grump am i right
I hope this person gets sent to hell for obnoxious people.
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