Mega Man 3

[Schimid]

I needed something to do, because I was still up at 2 AM today and decided that I should stay up until 5, so I could go to school. Better to be tired afterschool than during, I guess.

So I sat up playing Mega Man 3, and I beat it.

What a fucked up game.

Why the fuck doesn't Dr. Light make him stronger? I fought some of these guys and they'd kill me in two hits. Dr. Wily is clearly the superior inventor. Except for Crashman, who explodes at a light breeze.

And the last boss sucked, too. I kept trying to figure out to do, then I just messed around and jumped into him and did the top spin, and I win.

Then they tell you about Proto, which doesn't really make any sense either. How come I didn't hear about him? What was he doing, anyway? Why was he such a douche? Is he obsessive compulsive? Is that why he jumps so much?

Maybe I'm just tired and overanalyzing the game but fuck I hate Dr. Light and why does it mention Roll at the end if we never see her anyway. And who was Dr. Right, that they mentioned in the ending. And why was Break Man just Proto Man with a fashionable bandana.

afoo.