I think House of the Dead "premiered" tonight.

[James]

I wasn't really sure when this was going to be on TV, or if it has been already. It wasn't good enough to even be ADVERTISED as showing up on TV (even Gigli got ads, hyped as "the movie eveyone's been talking about").

So this is the first time I've noticed it on TV. It must have been on at 10pm EST tonight on Showtime. But for those of you on the west coast, or those with West channels, it will be on. 10PST on Showtime for westcoasters, and 1am on Showtime West for eastcoasters.

I can't be the only one who hasn't seen this movie yet, obviously. I figure it'll FINALLY give me a chance to meet Uwe Boll's retardations head-on, and I'll finally have some solid reference to why he is the worst filmmaker of all time.