So the new UN secratary general

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

Some South Korean guy I never heard of before Ban Ki-moon. His main goals are to fix Lebanon and Darfur first of all and he refuses to answer whether or not he thinks the US invasion of Iraq was illegal unlike his predecessor Kofi "I don't give a crap" Annan.

He vows reform of the inept UN and approves sanctions against North Korea and Iran.