Wii Woes

[Emu]

So my aunt calls us up today and says she finally found a few Wiis for sale at a game shop, and she picks one up for us. We get it home and get it all hooked up, connected to the internet, etc. We try to insert Wii Sports and the tiny machine emits a teeth-grindingly loud buzz as it tries (and fails) to accept the disc. I inserted the game as far as I could into the machine, but to no avail, and I ended up having to pull the disc out with my fingernails. I also tried inserting a Gamecube game, thinking that since it's much smaller it may fit better, but experience the same problem. Nintendo tells me the console is physically damaged and will require a repair.

FUCK