what i did while george was gone

[george]

here is what i did:

I GOT DRUNK A WHOLE LOT.

then i whacked off even more.

then i went for a personal record of 10 ADULT DAYS WITHOUT A SHOWER OR REMOVING MY UNDERWEAR.

rediscovered why taking drugs is BAD. took one friend to rehab, discovered that another is as good as dead and has no desire to save herself (despite intense efforts on my part to get her help)

got back to work. i now have the coolest job on earth.