Things you wish you never did when you were wasted.

[Puffy P MC]

Hey people, as i'm new to these forums I thought I could break da ice (and a couple of legs) between us with my first topic.

Some of the answers are probably going to concist of Fat Girls, Gay People, Pizza Stores or The Toilets In McDonalds, so feel free to give it ya best shot.


mine include

Having sex with a fat girl who apparently wen to my school.

Telling the staff in Mcdonalds I was terroist, thus the police gettin called and armed response.

Replied to an advert in my local ADs paper for a stripping job, and totally forgetting to give my wrong details, ending up with Kellies Bar ringing my house and asking my mother if shed considered the stripping offer.

Telling a black taxi driver that I was on my way home to watch Roots. Thus getting the shit kicked out of me.

Taking a piss in a beer can and giving it to someone, some girl came over and asked him to dance, he put the beer on the table, I turned around talking forgot about it all, turned around to find a beer................... :/

Thats your lot