For The Fellas

[kellychaos]

OK, so there I was ... getting a physical for a new job. I thought is was just going to be the ol' "pee in a cup and questions about your medical history" thing. It turned out to be a FULL physical. The twist? The P.A. was this HOT young woman. I know! I know! It shouldn't matter, it's immature and she seemed to be very competent and all but ... STILL. :mellow: Well, moving right along the big (and I use the term hesitantly) moment came (and I use THIS word even more hesitantly) along. "Drop your trousers. please. I have to check for hernias, lumps, ect." She must have caught my hesitation because she then gives me this "Alright, let's have 'em!" gesture with her hands and, I daresay, pleading face. Of course, what do I do (I couldn't resist)? I drop my drawers and in my best magician's voice exclaim "TAA DAA!". We both thought it was kind of funny and it broke the tension a lil' bit. Anyway, I explained to her that, although I didn't doubt her competence and I'm sure she does this enough (it's an industrial clinic, so physicals are quite common), it was a little off-putting. I also admitted that it was one of the few times times that I'd rather a male be jostlin' my bejanglins, no offense. She laughed at that too. Not an altogether bad experience but not one that I'd particularly like to repeat anytime soon. Am I a turd?