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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 03:00 PM        All I want for Christmas/Bday? Help me decide!
Ok, so I'm usually pretty bad about answering my family's questions about what I want for Christmas (and my birthday, which unfortunately, is the day after. awful.) and this year it's worse than usual. I know they're getting annoyed since I haven't even given them the slightest hint about what I want for xmas or my bday, and I don't want to be that one guy on their lists who is impossible to shop for. I've shopped for that guy many times in the past. I hate that guy.

But that's where you people come in. I know I'm probably opening up a big can o' worms, barrel o' monkeys or whatever [container] o' [creatures] you fancy... but I wanna see what you guys think would be some cool gifts to ask for xmas and my subsequent bday that I may not be aware of. Since I can't think of anything and Pee-Wee Herman's bicycle is pretty much out of the question, I figure some of you might have some great ideas. I have a few things on my amazon wish list here, but I figure there's gotta be more interesting stuff that I simply haven't stumbled onto that I can add to it. Just post pics and links in this thread and I'll check 'em out. BTW, it doesn't have to be products that are only available on Amazon...

Thanks!
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 03:03 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 03:14 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 03:15 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 03:37 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 03:38 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 04:57 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 05:13 PM       
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