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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 08:42 PM        Hairy people
What's the stance on body hair (not just pubes)? If you care, this post was inspired by a friend at school who complemented me on how I looked and quickly recoiled as I played the jolly drummer boy and flashed my stomach, revealing my lagoon of hair. By the way, I'm a guy, so don't cringe in fear of an extremely hairy woman.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 09:06 PM       
I love my body hair, and according to recent studies, so do da ladez.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 09:16 PM       
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 09:43 PM       
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I love my body hair, and according to recent studies, so do da ladez.
And by "studies", you mean "breaking into orphanages and exposing yourself to 8-year-olds," correct?
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 10:21 PM       
8-year-olds LOOOOOOVE TEH BODY HAIR!!


Some ladies like it, some hate it, and others just won't care.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 10:33 PM       
Doesn't bug me or overly arouse me either way. Depends on the guy and the overall effect he has on me.

Psst! Hey Maggie!! Is that speedo in your avatar packing a potato in the front??

I just happened to notice it.....
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 10:41 PM       
..p...potato? What?


Haven't heard it called that, yet... but now I'm not sure if we're on the same page...
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 10:43 PM       
BODY HARE IS TEH HOTT!!LOO

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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 02:55 AM       
Lucky, I have little body hair.
Saddly, this also means I only have to shave every other day. And even this, I can push it for almost 6 days and only look mildly scruffy. Slow growth indeed.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 06:33 AM       
I didn't know you shaved your body hair.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 06:38 AM       
I never liked guys w/ body hair... but now I think its sexy
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 07:09 AM       
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BODY HARE IS TEH HOTT!!LOO

On him? Oh yes. Oh my yes. Oh God...yes, yes, yes......
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 08:48 AM       
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 09:06 AM       
I had to shave my body hair once when I was 14. It was a Club punishment for having insulted one of the club member's girlfriends. The punishment also involved other things I do not want to disclose. Anyway, It was murder, My body had rashes for a long wile.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 10:47 AM       
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 01:12 PM       
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 02:28 PM       
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I love my body hair, and according to recent studies, so do da ladez.
I thought it said lads at first.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 04:31 PM       
Typo! :wink
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 09:56 AM       
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You're such a fag.
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 10:01 AM       
No wait, I didn't do that quote justice with just an one-liner. What you did is one of the most pathetic things I have ever heard of. And I've heard of people getting off on pushing coconuts up their asses, so that's saying something. Didn't Dazed and Confused teach you anything? You should have grabbed that asshole's girlfriend by the neck, and gone "I don't have to do it, cause she's with me" and then get beat up like a person with at least a shred of dignity would.
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 10:04 AM       
For god's sake dude, don't sign that thing! If you're gonna play ball this year, and I'm not saying you're gonna for sure it should be on your own fucking terms, man!
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 10:05 AM       
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 10:23 AM       
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 10:33 AM       
Fuck you.
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 10:42 AM       
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You should have grabbed that asshole's girlfriend by the neck, and gone "I don't have to do it, cause she's with me" and then get beat up like a person with at least a shred of dignity would.
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