hey thanks i'm glad to share a story or two!
ghere's another one you'll find
it's called "Friendly the baby"
one day like any day baby was working at cute labs inc. judging the ratio of frogs to babies (you see friendly baby was a bit of a philanthropist and his work was very difficult, the study of discovering situations in which an ugly baby is made comparably cuter)
taking a break frmo his hard work, friendly the baby ran into his scientists friends who were talking about the lastest in science related to them
"hey guys guess what i smelled at the cafeterai"
"what what tell us what!"
"it was really gross!"
"eeeewwwww"
well friendly theb aby figured, such a lead would surely further the cause of his cause, and off to the lab he went nodding to all the other smarts on theway, until he heard "help help kelp jk help it's really gross"
legging as fast as his legs could leg him he burst through the door from which the sound emanated to see the truest form of possible sceintific miracle ever
standing as tall as a seat and as yellow as a blanket a korean man, with a calculator, sharp shirt, and kim chi, was sitting at the counter making a scene!
"hello new american friend baby" cried the asian man "i am fond of you and of hobbies as well" taken aback friendly the baby giggled and chirped "are you here legally?"
"legal" said the korean "i am quite well at legal i also am fond of partake in america!" friendly the baby realized that perhaps another scientist had let his expirment free, so friendly let fly a list of the names of his associates "babyton?"
"wellingbaby"
"gadsingsmith"
"chepardcastle"
"everjerk"
upon hearing the name everjerk the korean lit up, his mouth releasing a gibber that reeked of vinegar and beef slathered in sesame seeds. panicking with an extra k friendly the baby smashed the panic button on his beeper, bringing the help squad
"help" screamed friendly the baby as the korean wouldn't shut up
within seconds a group of white coat babies rolled in, a fierce scowl on even the nicest of them! "what sceems to be the problems!"
lacking even the time to alert them as to the nature of the emergency call, friendly the baby watched as the korean sprang upon his associates, screaming and wailing about how "ni pur wah wah bing wang i am very much like your family " soon they were reduced to nothing but shreads of tears and grains of white rice
panicked again, friendly the baby resorted to the escaspe tunnel only to wind up crushed to death by a cunt gone wild
the end