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Perndog · #1

Bring it.

FartinMowler · #2

You look like a girl.

Perndog · #3

You act like a girl.

EDIT: I was gonna make a whole list of your whiny posts, but this one is good enough by itself:

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This post is more signficant than my " I ate a whole bottles of olives thread?". I could have choked on a pit.

[This post] referring to one by the owner of the boards.

ALMOST A FUCKING WEEK LATER THAN THE OLIVES THREAD.

FartinMowler · #4

I find the selective moderating and the cliques of certain members very annoying. My post count might be low but I was here before you.

Perndog · #5

And because you were here before me, I'm not allowed to pick on you, is that how it works.

If so, why don't you have a mod reprimand me for it?

FartinMowler · #6

I didn't find anything that you have written to be "picking on me". I find you to be quite flacid and rather obtuse.

Perndog · #7

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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

obtuse.

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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

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bunch of tool posters and only exists because of advertising!

Nice to see we are appreciatted.

I know you are, but what am I?

This thread hasn't been as fun as I'd hoped. I'm going to let it die now.

FartinMowler · #8

Oh you wanted fun, I thought this was about whining.

Perndog · #9

It was about having fun calling you a whiner.

FartinMowler · #10

I like drinking vodka and pretend I'm surfing the big waves. To each is own I guess.

Emu · #11

Big Papa Goat · #12

flacid and obtuse.

kellychaos · #13

All this crazy whinin' is makin' my penis flacid !!

Supafly345 · #14

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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

I like drinking vodka and pretend I'm surfing the big waves. To each is own I guess.

I am pretty damn sure by now that the only woman you live with is your mother.

FartinMowler · #15

Actually I have a wife and two daugthers. I guess you living with you mother makes you all bitter and stuff.

Supafly345 · #16

Geepers, you totally got me. Yes, that is exactly why I made a comment like that. I try to point out characteristics in others that are actually in myself to satisfy my deep seering self-hatred. I feel so ashamed right now to be out-witted by a middle-school drop-out.

The Retro Kat · #17

Fly plays baseball like a girl!

FartinMowler · #18

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I feel so ashamed right now to be out-witted by a middle-school drop-out.

Actually I didn't drop out. I finished school and went to a local community college taking office administration information systems. I own and operate my own a lawncutting and snowplowing company. In the winter when I have down time do filing for a temporary service and like hanging out on I-Mockery harassing stupid teens. I should really get another hobby I guess.

Matt Harty · #19

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I should really get another hobby I guess.

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FartinMowler · #20

Lucky you put that arrow or I would have missed that.

Supafly345 · #21

Community College = Easy as hell Highschool

So thats where you learn to cut lawns.

Perndog · #22

I would like to thank Supafly for prolonging this thread and making it more amusing than I ever could have.

Matt Harty · #23

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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

Lucky you put that arrow or I would have missed that.

I know.

FartinMowler · #24

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Community College = Easy as hell Highschool

So thats where you learn to cut lawns

Actually I didn't drop out. I finished school and went to a local community college taking office administration information systems. I own and operate my own a lawncutting and snowplowing company. In the winter when I have down time do filing for a temporary service and like hanging out on I-Mockery harassing stupid teens. I should really get another hobby I guess.

Supafly obviously can't read. You have to be able to comprehend to get into College so I guess you will be serving me at Mcdonalds.