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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:16 AM        Who's awake?
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:28 AM       
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:37 AM       
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:40 AM       
One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would sit there all day with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little peices of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana, Eek eek."

I got an F. When I told my mom about it she said, "I TOLD YOU NEVER TRUST A MONKEY."

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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:44 AM       
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:47 AM       
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:48 AM       
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:51 AM       
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:52 AM       
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Old May 7th, 2004, 03:08 AM       
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Old May 7th, 2004, 03:26 AM       


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Old May 7th, 2004, 03:51 AM       
Im currently awake at 3:35 am because my city is under a 't-banger (thunderstorm) cats are freakin out, and its coming down in buckets out there.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 07:48 AM       
One time I hired an elephant to take notes for me in class. I would sit there all day with my mind a complete blank while the elephant scribbled on little peices of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello my named is Peanut, usually it's fun being a elephant, but i have syphillus, oh woe as me."

I got an F. When I told my mom about it she said, "I TOLD YOU NEVER TRUST A PACIDERM WITH AN STD!"

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Old May 7th, 2004, 09:33 AM       
Ten reasons why Optimus Prime could fuck the X-Men up.


10- He has a huge fucking gun.
9- Gambit is a pussy.
8- He can run over people.
7- Mind controll doesn't work.
6- Magneto is not an X-man.
5- He's really really tall.
4- He's really really strong.
3- He can dodge like a motherfucker.
2- He's a tactical genius.
1- He's fucking PRIME!


One reason why Omega Supreme can kick the X-men's asses.

1- He can step on them.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 09:44 AM       
I got up at 3:00 this morning and I'm really fucking sleepy and I have no one to talk to and I"m lonely and I'm bored and ...and....I need some more coffee....

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Old May 7th, 2004, 10:49 AM       
i wake up and the thunder and lighting was all loud and it was just nice out fuck michigan weather, so anyways then three hours later my alarm goes off for my girlfriend to go to work and she doesnt get up so i get her up and slept until she was ready and then ended up staying awake even though i work from 5pm-11pm (potbelly's on michigan avenue just a mile east of telegraph, for those of you in the area)and work sucks so im going to keep watching dawsons creek now peace
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Old May 7th, 2004, 11:00 AM       
I woke up at 5:00 due to a thunderstorm.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 11:18 AM       
Yah mighigan thunderstorms are harsh, night was as bright as day and my dog was going to have a heart attack.. i just ordered some of those 5 dollar pizzas heh
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Old May 7th, 2004, 11:23 AM       
The Michigan storm got over us in Illinois about 6 am it suckd
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Old May 7th, 2004, 11:30 AM       
I didn't hear the storm at all
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Old May 7th, 2004, 11:43 AM       
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Old May 8th, 2004, 02:27 AM       
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Ten reasons why Optimus Prime could fuck the X-Men up.

9- Gambit is a pussy.
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Old May 8th, 2004, 02:29 AM       
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