Scav Hunt Time... Help out Sethomas!

[Sethomas]

It's that time of the year again, kids. I'm participating in the world's largest and greatest scavenger hunt, and I need some ideas for some items.

I need ideas on how to make a McDonalds Sad Meal.

I need to find a way to demonstrate that there really is a wrong way to eat a Reeses.

I need a blonde, yo' momma's so fat, dead baby joke.

And about 270 other items.