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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 02:25 PM        Cowell Slams "Past Beauty" Madonna
Talent show judge Simon Cowell has slammed skanky Madonna for letting age get the better of her. The American Idiol and Pop Idiol expert was discussing the physical attributes of female singers with fellow judges Paul Abdul and Randy Jackson when he mocked Madonna's appearance and lifestyle. Cowell says, "Britney (Spears) is cute, isn't she? Beyonce is good- looking. Jennifer Lopez is good-looking. Madonna used to be good-looking." After criticizing the Evita star, Abdul and Jackson groaned in disgust. A defensive Cowell shouted, "She's a housewife!"
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 04:01 AM       
American Life blew ass. Overhyped piece of shit. She needs to just go quietly into VH1's Where are they now.
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