This has to be the most irritating thing that's ever happened in my life. I never used a fucking wallet, I usually carry random wads of money in my pocket. But last week I got my license so I thought i'd be mature and start placing my important items in a wallet.
It's not like I needed a license anyways since i'm not getting my car until June, but I carried a wallet around anyways. Today, the one day I get to use the car my wallet evaporates along with any memory of when I last used it yesterday.
I've torn the house apart 4 times and checked pockets of pants I didn't even wear last night.

