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george · #1

i am happy and sad about this. things sure as heck are going to change that is for sure

sspadowsky · #2

Oh, man. Fuck. Hang in there, dude.

Dammit.

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Lovely Wendie99

Carnivore · #3

What are you going to do about it? Office rampage?

Drink 'til you pass out?

Cry?

Masturbate?

punkgrrrlie10 · #4

unemployment compensation perhaps until you find a new one?

sspadowsky · #5

Did they at least give you a severance package?
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Brunette pregnant

AChimp · #6

Look on the bright side, George. Now you can finally dedicate all your time to becoming a professional stuntman and pyromaniac.

Buffalo Tom · #7

Be sickeningly nice to everyone and your boss. They'll walk on egg-shells around you, worried that you may snap at any minute.

I'm sorry to hear the sad news, George. Corporate fucks.

Protoclown · #8

OH NO

GEORGE I AM SO SORRY

Hopefully this will give you the chance to find a much better new job.

Carnivore · #9

Chase your dreams! Reach for the stars! Join the circus!

Try to stay upbeat

FartinMowler · #10

I always got laid off on a friday. Who are these people that either lay you off just before Christmas or on a Friday? If you want to feel better just read the posts where I get attacked over and over.

slavemason · #11

I've known a couple of folks that actually got fired on their day off. That's just damn rude.
If you're going to drink away your blues, make sure you reach toward the bottom shelves at the liquor store. No need to blow any unnecessary money. Maybe some Mad Dog even.
That's terrible advice. On second thought, go on a long walk.

FS · #12

Damn, George. I hope this is a blessing in disguise. Did you give someone a broken nose yet?

Ninjavenom · #13

That's pretty shitty, George. Sorry to hear it, man.

ItalianStereotype · #14

that does indeed suck

unless this is another trick

KevinTheOmnivore · #15

That sucks, George. I hope the time off is short, yet productive...? Poor consolation, I know.

Zomboid · #16

Well, good luck with whatever you decide to do

glowbelly · #17

now you can come up and visit me whenever you want!!

psst...you call me tonight, mister. i'll send you a care package.

Black Flag · #18

I have a feeling this is gonna turn out good.

george · #19

well, i pretty much feel like i was paid to be on imockery for the last three years, so that much is good.

plus i have a ok severance package, and the benefits for another three months, so i am not nearly as fucked as i have been in times past.

i pretty much figure it is best to get laid off like this than to eventually have been fired due to my sheer incompitence/laziness.

glowbelly · #20

i left a message for you on your work phone, georgie lurve. just wanted to let you know that.

george · #21

George NEWSFLASH: THE LAST TEN SECONDS OF MY LIFE:

theme music from the YuGiHo play station game playing in the background mixed up with the noise from Tuesday playing Hamtaro on her gameboy, it is very noisy.

Zoe says "EWWWWWW! A bloody toenail!!" and looks at Tuesday with anger in her eyes.

after a second Tuesday goes "hey! that is mine!" in a peky little chirp.

Zoe throws the piece of toenail at Tuesday, who fakes death as it hits her. it is a very dramatic death. just when things finally get quiet from her little scene, i feel a scratch on my arm.

it is Tuesday making a pirate face and using her bloody piece of toenail as a sword.

it makes me feel decidely ill and amused at the same time.

noob3 · #22

reading that made me happy

mburbank · #23

No way, dude. You got m last time and I was totally sympathetic, and it turned out you weren't even laid off at all.

Except this time you are, right?

It worked out well for me, but it was scary as hell for a while. Bust ass while you have benefits. If you need someone to lie and pretend to be your old boss on the phone for a reccomendation. I promise to toallty play down your enema fetish and body odor.