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Hobo Renee · #1

I have 3 left. Which of you hosers want one? PM me with your email address and tell me your favorite Britney Spears song.

hawaiian mage · #2

I also have three left. So alternativly PM me with your e-mail adress and tell me your favorite Christina Aguilera song.

FS · #3

I need to get me some of this gmail action and have thus PMed.

theapportioner · #4

I have several too. I've gotten like 12 invites in the last two weeks.

AChimp · #5

I have 3 invitations left. You can have one of mine by making a post about how great I am.

liquidstatik · #6

Yeah i have 3 left, also!

AChimp · #7

PS. I won't give out invites to fags.

theapportioner · #8

It's sad when one has more Gmail invites than friends...

FS · #9

Thanks, Renee!

Anonymous · #10

someone invite jixby so I can send him this movie :<

MLE · #11

i want a gmail account, achimp.

FS · #12

Apparently I already have 6 invitations. Treat me well and I'll share the wealth. Or just ask me.

glowbelly · #13

erm. what is gmail?

Spectre X · #14

I would like some G-mail action.

And in order to obtain in invitation, I will now orate the reasons why AChimp is so grand.

He has feet with opposable thumbs, allowing him to grasp things and manipulate them with his feet. This is, of course, totally rad because I'd sometimes like to hold things with my feet myself. Also, he's really sexy and probably gets all the ladies, and if he doesn't, well, he probably doesn't want them because ladies that don't want him are stupid.

Also he has an enchanting smile.

ziggytrix · #15

gb, it's google's webmail program. they give you a gigabyte of storage in return for letting their software look thru your email so they can give you targetted advertizements. people who don't like grocery store "loyalty" cards and such will REALLY hate this.