Purity

[Girl Drink Drunk]

http://www.crimescene.com/purity/preview.html
This site has some grim facts on Purity Knight, the girl who's gruesome murder inspired the song by Slipknot.

[ThisIsWitty]

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OMFG. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

[liquidstatik]

TRU LUV WAITS

[Girl Drink Drunk]

...................danmit

[Big McLargehuge]

SLIPKNOT

[Esuohlim]

This thread is perfect for posting horrible Homestarrunner fanfiction I found.

NOTICE: The way that SB writes the name, isn’t a misspelling. It’s just that strong bad never writes the name right.

Strongbad opens up his email singing a song to the tune of Row your boat

SB: Homestar you are dumb really really dumb now it’s time to open my mail and Homestar is dumb

THE COMPUTER READS

Dear Strong Bad,

If you want to have people stop asking you how you type with boxing gloves on, why don’t you just block everyone who asks you about it.

From,
Someone

SB: well sobon, that’s a great idea. I’ll start with.... YOU!!!

SB deletes the message, and the big word DELETED comes up on the page. Then SB blocks the message, and the screen becomes black.

SB: What the heck? That’s not supposed to happen.

Then the screen becomes yellow, and a bunch of smiling faces appeared, and the screen started to speak.

COMPUTER SCREEN: Why you shouldn’t have blocked me. Now you can never use your computer again.

SB: SOMEE OHN WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY COMPUTER?!!!

Just then the computer glowed red and the entire thing blew up, along with the house and strong badia. Then SB woke up

SB: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!... Oh it was... just a dream.

SB looked at his computer, and saw the faces.

COMPUTER SCREEN: Or was it???

SB: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!?

SB looked at the computer and saw the faces again

SB: Oh forget it Dum-one

Then SB fell asleep

[Mike]

Homestar runner sucks so fucking bad. Seriously it is the most overrated thing on the internet.

Here's the link in case anyone was too lazy to find it in the pile of broken links at the top. http://www.crimescene.com/purity/preview.html

[Anonymous]

I tolly agree, i men lik why doesn SB evr get kiled or sumthin i ned blud haha am i right gus

[Captain Goodtimes]

Who's Gus

[The One and Only...]

You know, Sniper, Purity isn't a real person. She was a ficticious character made by crimescene.com. The guy from Slipknot only thought she was a real person.

[Seven Force]

OAO LOL OAO LOL

[Girl Drink Drunk]

oh shit. Would someone do me a favour and lock this topic

[Seven Force]

It was better left alone. Why'd you post there? It would have gone back a couple of pages. Jus' wondering.

[mubert]

I've only been there once, and I never even found it remotely funny. Hell, even reading Visionary Darkness is better than sitting back and WATCHING a Homestar cartoon. Cause I'm lazy. But I do honestly love VD, I get it all the time...I mean I read all of them constantly.